“Dallas”.

PART 1

Bobby Ewing has gone and married Pamela Barnes!  A beautiful woman but bearing the name of the Ewing nemesis.  Barnes!

J.R., Bobby’s older brother, is a real dick to Pam.  He figures to get rid of her.  Thinks she’s trash.  She skanked around for a second with Ray Krebbs, the lead rancher at Southfork, a giant mansion/ranch where all of the Ewing family live.  

J.R. and Ray plot a scheme wherein Bobby would find Pamlea trying to get hooked up with Ray Krebbs in a shack.  Since Pam is a weak woman and Ray is soooo charming it will be so fucking easy. 

Pamela proves smarter than her boobs and it doesn’t work.  

A pretty fucked up thing to do to your brother I’d say.  

Somebody really should shoot J.R.